The Monologue of Joshua: Parts 1-4

[PART 1: Table]

Joshua: I want to see what happens because the ink is very thick, the ball...
(plays with staple)
('Damn', writes Joshua)
Joshua: Ah shit, you don't let me write. (garbled)
-No, I want to write really small, like this. (demonstrates how to write)
-I, I just kept looking here, while writing...(garbled)...
(writes story)(looks at paper)
-Hey, I didn't write that! (garbled)
-What's garbled?
(writes)
[End of Part 1]

[PART 1.5: Next Table]

Joshua: Curse you!
(continues writing)(random noises)
-Haha, you don't know?!
(Bzzzz)
[End of Part 1.5]

[PART 2: Ascent to Classroom]
(writes)
Joshua: Oi! Tssk, Tssk!
(punches editor)
(punches editor again)
(punches editor again)
-Curse you!
-Wei Kai! What's the meaning of lack thing thing? (garbled) Laxatives! Shit!
-And I am writing everything in general!
(random noises)
(looks through window)
-Ah, shit! Tax man! (garbled)
(runs away)
(turns back)
-And write Brian! And... (garbled) ...Mr Tax Man! Hah! (runs off)
[End of Part 2]

[PART 2.5: Classroom]

Joshua: Yeah, I didn't square...swear you ink! (garbled) Mr Tax Man!
-It represents, damn you!
-Jonathan is garbled! Jonathan is garbled! Jonathan is garbled!
(runs away)
-Garbled!
-Garbled!
-Garbled!
-No, 1 minute is not worth it, I need a number that stimulates, like 1 billion. (garbled)
(runs around)
[End of Part 2.5]

[PART 3: The Wait]

Joshua: Hi Taxman! I got a square. (garbled)
-Shut up you brainless Brian!
-Hi hateful politician!
(walks around)
-Jonathan is an asshole!
-Jonathan is an asshole!
-Jonathan is an asshole!
-Jonathan is an asshole!
-Jonathan is an asshole!
-Jonathan is an asshole!
(receives pen)
-Don't you want to write anymore?!
-Ignorance is Jonathan! (nods happily)
-Idiocy is Jonathan! (plays with 50-cent coin)
[End of Part 3]

[PART 4: New Day]

(walking)
Joshua: Right? Riiight?
-Aww, no...
-(garbled) ...Jong Han! Are you a gay? Because my sources tell me...(garbled)
-(shakes head) Why am I speaking "garbled" language?
-Why's it always garbled?
(chants happily)
-Jonathan is a gay! A retard, a complete asshole!
-Jonathan is also a jerk! The person who is writing this is stupid.
(After a while)
-Really?
...(garbled)...Add a few more garbles, or I'll have them for you.
-Garbled!
-Garbled!
-Garbled!
-Garbled!
-Garbled!
-Garbled!
-Disintegrate!
-Disintegrate!
(continues writing)
(walks around)
(puts hands on table)
(writes on paper)
-Is this how to spell 'disintegrated'?
(writes words on paper)
-You know Francis, if the code has no particular order, it should be impossible to decode.
-For example, "Itofut" means "I hate Mary". Hi! (waves)
(After a while)
(garbled)Argh!
-Hi Johnny! Crazy, crazed maniac.
-Kevin, you're very beautiful!
(garbled)
-All, uh, all mash up Mary. All match Mary's crap. Crap. No, all 4 put together.
(recites text)
-Oi! Let me just read! I'm not going to write on it or anything.
-Just shut up, okay, or I'll, I'll... (garbled) ...Yeah, in five pages. I wrote about half the book. (garbled) But Jonathan Disease...(garbled)
(runs around)
-Uh, you deal with this.
(Runs back)
Haha, idiocy is bliss, Jonathan. (garbled)
[End of Part 4]

The Monologue Of Joshua